Posted by
Garnet92 on Thursday, September 18, 2008 1:10:00 PM
Sarah packed her Mighty Mom costume into her shoulder bag, just in case she needed it. They had an early flight Tuesday morning - a short flight to Spleen, Ohio. They arrived without incident and went straight to the hotel. The rally was scheduled for 10 AM at the VFW hall. The advance team had everything in place when the candidates arrived and found the place packed with supporters.
Sarah went first and had the crowd chanting “Sa-ruh, Sa-ruh” so loud she could barely be heard – she wowed them. She introduced the Senator and stood behind him as he sliced and diced Obama’s promises and told the crowd how the “cow ate the cabbage.” They loved it. As John was finishing up, a commotion broke out at the rear of the room.
Two fatigue-clad men were holding up signs and screaming “war monger, stop the war,” over and over. The signs identified them as “VAIW” (Vets Against the Iraq War). Sarah excused herself to the ladies room and quickly changed. She slipped out the bathroom window and flew to the front of the building. Just then, the two agitators were physically thrown out of the building by several VFW members – they were older men, but more than a match for the two skinny protestors. The “vets” got up, dusted themselves off, and yelled profanities at the real veterans. Then they noticed the caped, masked woman wearing a snappy red, white, and blue frock.
One laughed and pointed at MM (BIG mistake), the other approached her aggressively (equally BIG mistake). Like a flash, MM kicked the near one solidly in the groin and he collapsed. The second one ran towards her only to find himself lifted and flying through air and into a contractor’s dumpster. MM picked up the one with testicular trauma and threw him into the same dumpster – both high-arcing rainbows at three-point range.
The VFW guys and part of the crowd who witnessed the events stood there with mouths open, they couldn’t believe what they’d witnessed - a flying masked woman with superhuman strength (and wearing a snappy red, white, and blue frock) kicking protestor butt.
Mighty Mom flew back into the ladies room, quickly changed and Sarah returned to the stage. Amid the commotion in front of the hall, she had not been missed. The hall was abuzz with talk of the “masked woman” who had used her basketball skills to deposit the two scum-balls twenty-three feet or so into the dumpster – and never hit the “rim.” Nothin’ but net. Mighty Mom was the talk of the town.